(via queen-oleander)

pajamaben:

if you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don’t show weakness. eat all of it

(via thegr8wave)

veronicaadarling:

To the writers of HIMYM: 2005 called, they want their OTP back

kayleemb:

You know what’s upsetting?  The mother is literally just that now.  A mother.

A fucking uterus. 

Not a person.

A vessel.

Ugh.

cura-teipsum:

lessons learned from himym:

you should never get over the person who is absolutely wrong for you and who says they don’t want you over and over again bc one day when ur 50 and ur spouse has died you might finally get some

mystars-andsun:

The series finale of HIMYM all wrapped up in one picture.

myclara:

BUT I MADE CUPCAKES WITH UMBRELLAS ON THEM I JUST FEEL LIKE A FCUKNG FOOL I SHOULDVE JUST  PUT BLUE FUCKING DICKS ON THEM

The Mother was Ted's soulmate. ›

webuiltthepyramids:

I will believe that until I die.

I’m clinging to that six year gap. Robin was his consolation prize. When Tracy died, he was looking for anything to cling to, and after six years he decided to try and save a shred of his past life that had once made him happy.

I never saw Ted be the way he was…

Ted x Tracy: Last Forever

I am never gonna be a guy who meets a girl and, from the first time I see her, I’m just like, "You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am, is yours, forever."