if you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don’t show weakness. eat all of it
To the writers of HIMYM: 2005 called, they want their OTP back
You know what’s upsetting? The mother is literally just that now. A mother.
A fucking uterus.
Not a person.
lessons learned from himym:
you should never get over the person who is absolutely wrong for you and who says they don’t want you over and over again bc one day when ur 50 and ur spouse has died you might finally get some
The series finale of HIMYM all wrapped up in one picture.
BUT I MADE CUPCAKES WITH UMBRELLAS ON THEM I JUST FEEL LIKE A FCUKNG FOOL I SHOULDVE JUST PUT BLUE FUCKING DICKS ON THEM
I will believe that until I die.
I’m clinging to that six year gap. Robin was his consolation prize. When Tracy died, he was looking for anything to cling to, and after six years he decided to try and save a shred of his past life that had once made him happy.
I never saw Ted be the way he was…